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  • Wow, I really grew up in a different culture.

    Hosting party and complaining about how it’s affecting your anxiety/depression in the party group chat isn’t cute to me,

    I’m definitely taking my time going there now. Especially since I’m so fucking behind my Beyonce outfit

    • 2 days ago
  • transfantasma:

    transfantasma:

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    (via biscuitkxss)

    • 2 days ago
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  • sprinkledsalt:

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    I need to emphasize that I told my offline, normie mom about the whole “peasants had it better than we do” shit and she literally didn’t believe me at first. She didn’t think people could possibly be that stupid and ahistorical. I had to stress that no, I wasn’t making this up and yes, people are serious about this and it’s a popular discourse topic that keeps popping up from time to time.
    Then she said, “you need to stop ruining my day by telling me about things you read on the internet.”

    (via uncahier)

    • 2 days ago
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  • buddhawithoutorgans:

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    I don’t even know how to feel about these

    Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

    This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said “I promise this isn’t a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights”

    This is god awful stupid

    (via iridessence)

    • 4 days ago
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    • #Jesus chirst have some respect for y’all self
  • yeoldefashion:
“A girl in a very cute mod mini-dress from Life magazine photographer Arthur Schatz’s 1969 photo-essay on high school fashion.
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    yeoldefashion:

    A girl in a very cute mod mini-dress from Life magazine photographer Arthur Schatz’s 1969 photo-essay on high school fashion.

    (via uncahier)

    • 4 days ago
    • 1789 notes
  • Gotta love it when the hotel price was $90 yesterday. $117 at 7am(when you brought it) and $80 at noon. :/


    No, I couldn’t get a refund

    • 4 days ago
  • drziggystardust:
“ skeptikhaleesi:
“ Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be...

    drziggystardust:

    skeptikhaleesi:

    Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be male or female.  People were asked to watch a video of a baby reacting to a startling image (a Jack-in-the-box popping up), and describe the baby’s emotional state.  When people believed the baby to be female, they described the baby as being scared and upset; when they thought the baby was male, they perceived the baby to be angry.  This was very telling, as it showed that literally identical behavior could be construed differently based on the perceived gender of the subject.

    Now imagine a lifetime of gender specific socialization- male anger is par for the course while the same emotion in a woman is personal weakness. Ha oh sorry don’t have to imagine THAT’S REALITY 

    (via kronkk)

    • 4 days ago
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    • #I saw a parent post a video about how wild their toddler twin boys are and the comments were mostly about how ppl were glad they had girls
    • #and I’m like
    • #female toddler act legit like the male twins in the video
    • #it was straight plain ol toddler behavior
    • #you only associate it to make
    • #male
    • #because you probably would punish the female toddler if they act that way or view the action in a negative way
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    • 4 days ago
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  • saathiray:

    bisexual-bifurcations:

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    blaqpanther:

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

    (via)

    Why mentos???

    Because it’s the Fresh Maker

    This truly was made for people old enough to remember these references

    (via lesbiacebian)

    • 5 days ago
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  • The stark contrast viewpoint of Elon Musk depending on if you live off of social media or not is crazy

    • 5 days ago
    • #nigga really making detailed post about how one of the greatest mind of our time drink wine is so terminally online thinking
    • #like wow
    • #No
    • #don’t
    • #make yourself seem stupid
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